I was wondering if you could sort me out with a free ticket to Reading Festival? In return I will chaperone a celeb of your choice, ply them with alcohol and take pictures of them making arses of themselves. Hey maybe they’ll go out with no makeup in some awful fashion choice like a bowler hat and espadrilles mixed with an off the shoulder number that is way too last season. LOL, omg that would be well funny huh? Anyways, I’m thinking someone along the lines of Narinda from Big Brother or maybe someone who has actually done something? like Kerry Katona? she’s done loads of things that are GREAT, she was the best mum in the world a few years back and look at her now! My mum is trying to get into cocaine just to try and be a better mother but it’s not really working out for her, I’m starting her off on a mix of pain killers and vodka.. Anyways, I think what you do is brilliant and so worthwhile and not trivial and pointless in the slightest.
Please let me know your thoughts on this and we can go from there.